More on the spitting mushroom
"It may also be determined, given that life evolved from the aquatic, that Coprinus Aqueous is affectively the immediate predecessor of Coprinus Cinereus, and through genetic mutation the developement of gills, the increase in fabric tissue, and its subsequent upward growth pattern has emerged; to the extent that evolution can be observed reoccurring (within this short time span) in the cycle of the Coprinus species."
PLEASE NOTE - LIKE ALL INK CAPS THIS MUSHROOM SHOULD NOT BE EATEN